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Deck the halls with guts of glory,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
’Tis the season to get bloody,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
“-Stop, stop! That’s not how ‘Deck the Halls’ goes! Ugh, alright. Let’s try another one…”
Dashing through the snow,
Through a one horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Slaughter all the way!
Heads are all rolling,
Eyes are bleeding bright
What fun it is to kill and sing
A slaying song tonight!
“…Really? Come on… you KNOW those aren’t the lyrics! Let’s get into the CHRISTMAS spirit! We’ll try one last one song…”
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
You’re all gonna be bleedin’ tonight!
I’m making a list
And stabbing them twice
I’ll drag your corpse out
No matter where you hide
You’re all gonna be dyin’ tonight!
“…You… really don’t get this whole ‘Christmas Carol’ thing, do you, Djör?” Leelu asked as she looked at him with slightly concerned eyes.
“I thought you said it was supposed to bring joy…?” The mordius replied, confusion clearly written on his face. “I think I’m finally getting the hang of it. I’m starting to have fun with it!”
“Er, yeah… that’s nice… but those lyrics don’t exactly bring ‘joy’ to most people… Actually, it kind of kills the Christmas spirit…”
“…Really?” He looked up in thought before shrugging a bit. “Maybe I shouldn’t sing, then. This ‘Christmas’ seems to be a big deal to the others; I’d hate to ruin it because of a misunderstanding.”
The seamstress sighed and shook her head. “It’s fine, it’s fine. Just lip sync or something. That way, you can at least somewhat spread the Christmas spirit; the rest of us will sing louder to cover for you. Okay, everyone! Let’s get started!”
Biovat
Challenge
Rock Bottom
This is a little Christmas-y fun for for the Mini-Mission Event: Christmas Time event.
Word Count: 309
Characters Used:
Leelu is owned by leelu
Djör is owned by FloweringChaos
If I misrepresented your character, please let me know so I can improve on future works!