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(NotM) Djor the Caroler...?

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Deck the halls with guts of glory,

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

’Tis the season to get bloody,

Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!

 

    “-Stop, stop!  That’s not how ‘Deck the Halls’ goes!  Ugh, alright.  Let’s try another one…”

 

Dashing through the snow,

Through a one horse open sleigh,

Over the fields we go,

Slaughter all the way!

Heads are all rolling,

Eyes are bleeding bright

What fun it is to kill and sing

A slaying song tonight!

 

    “…Really?  Come on… you KNOW those aren’t the lyrics!  Let’s get into the CHRISTMAS spirit!  We’ll try one last one song…”

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I’m telling you why

You’re all gonna be bleedin’ tonight!

 

I’m making a list

And stabbing them twice

I’ll drag your corpse out

No matter where you hide

You’re all gonna be dyin’ tonight!

 

    “…You… really don’t get this whole ‘Christmas Carol’ thing, do you, Djör?”  Leelu asked as she looked at him with slightly concerned eyes.

    “I thought you said it was supposed to bring joy…?”  The mordius replied, confusion clearly written on his face.  “I think I’m finally getting the hang of it.  I’m starting to have fun with it!”     

    “Er, yeah… that’s nice… but those lyrics don’t exactly bring ‘joy’ to most people…  Actually, it kind of kills the Christmas spirit…”

    “…Really?”  He looked up in thought before shrugging a bit.  “Maybe I shouldn’t sing, then.  This ‘Christmas’ seems to be a big deal to the others; I’d hate to ruin it because of a misunderstanding.”     

    The seamstress sighed and shook her head.  “It’s fine, it’s fine.  Just lip sync or something.  That way, you can at least somewhat spread the Christmas spirit; the rest of us will sing louder to cover for you.  Okay, everyone!  Let’s get started!”

...Well, he tried.  ;P

This is a little Christmas-y fun for :iconnavigatorsofthemist: for the Mini-Mission Event: Christmas Time event.  :)

I'm so out of practice OTL

Word Count: 309

Characters Used:
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Djör is owned by FloweringChaos


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little-blind-mouse's avatar
Good god that's amazing xD Poor sweet slightly ignorant Djor.